Boyfriend Quote of the Day

Me: You don't appreciate anything I do for you anymore.

BF: I appreciate you lots. You just did something wonderful for me recently.

Me: I did? What was that?

BF: You moved away for law school, best thing in the world!

Me: I did what?!?

BF: You're the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and beyond. Any other guy would be jealous of me right now.

Me: Jerk.