Me: You've been working so hard lately.
BF: I work hard to pay your bills.
Me: What bills of mine have you paid?
BF: Your food bill for one.
Me: Hey! You haven't had to take me out to dinner for two months already!
BF: Food bill, ha! I don't just buy food for you, I have to go out and get FEED for the way you eat.
Me: JERK!
BF: kiss kiss kiss kiss make nice time
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