Halloween Sightings

9 Vampires, 1 of whom had fangs that looked very real
5 nurses, 4 slutty ones
4 waitresses, all slutty
3 babies, all of whom were males with big beer guts
3 HOes (sluts, whores, prostitutes--pick one). oh wait, excuse me, they were Anime characters.
2 witches
2 policemen, one in tight shorts
1 fat man dressed as a pregnant woman
1 George Dubya
1 Dick Cheney
1 dick--not kidding ya.
1 Waldo

All this on one train ride from downtown to the Castro (approximately 4 stops). Only in San Francisco...