cookies vs. the Boy

BF: If you had a choice of giving up cookies for the rest of your life or giving me up forever, what would you choose?

Me: um...

BF: You have to think about it?!

Me: It's a hard decision. Does giving up cookies also come with a guarantee that you'll stay with me forever?

BF: No, that's a risk you'll have to take.

Me: So if I give up the cookies, you might not stay with me forever?

BF: Yep, that's the risk.

Me: Could I still have other sweets if I gave up all cookies?

BF: Why are we still debating this?

Me: What's the point of giving up cookies forever if there's a risk that you'll leave me in two weeks? I'll need ice-cream to console myself.

BF: Oh gosh! Yes, you can have other sweets like ice-cream and cake if you give up cookies forever.

Me: Alright. If I have to make a choice, I'll give up cookies for life for you, even if there's a risk you may leave me in the next second, but I believe we will be together FOREVER; I believe in us.

BF: oh gosh, I would have given up the cookies for you!

Me: That's because you don't have a sweet tooth.

BF: Well then, if you had a choice of giving up ALL sweets for life or giving me up, what would you choose.

Me: All sweets?

BF: oh gosh, here we go again. Yes, ALL sweets. No cakes, no ice-cream, no cookies, no chocolate, no sugar.

Me: Ummm....that's a tough one.

BF: She values eating more than me!

Me: How about just giving up all forms of chocolate. I can do that. At least I can still eat vanilla cake. I need some form of sugar...

BF: Now she's bargaining! Why me, lord? Why me?