The Boy calls: How are you doing sweetums?
Me: Alright, considering.
The Boy: I'm wearing shorts.
Me: Shut up.
The Boy: It is SOOOO HOT outside right now. Going up to mom's house and she said it's scorching and I better wear shorts.
[side note: "hot" in SF means it is going to be in the 90s in Vacaville]
Me: It's snowing here. Shut up about the hot weather.
The Boy: I think I'm going to sit outside and soak in some sun.
Me: Okay, that's enough. I'm hanging up.
The Boy: Stay warm over there! I know I'll be warm.
Me: *click*

And now I have the heater on because my two sweaters, fleece pants and socks just aren't warm enough.
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