Next up, the cute little chocolate penguin.
Monday, April 16, 2007
death to chocolate
Next up, the cute little chocolate penguin.
what not to do
Two shots in the right arm, plus one shot in the left arm, plus one prick for a skin test on the left forearm equals major major major MAJOR pain for the rest of the evening.
Why did I subject myself to this torture? I'm protecting my body against Hep A, Hep B, Typhoid fever and making sure I don't have or get TB while I'm overseas in Beijing.
Traveling to Asia is such a bitch. The CDC didn't require all these shots for anyone going to Ireland.
Need some chocolate to dull this pain....
Question:
How do you put the recycle bin back?
I can't seem to find it.
fortune cookie fortune
I'm going to pass all my finals? Yay!
If I fail my finals, I'm holding the fortune cookie company liable.
Friday, April 13, 2007
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge"
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Now that I got that song out of my head, I just had to share this next piece of information I read about in the "Study Abroad Handbook" that was distributed to the group of us going to China for the summer. (Oh yeah, if I haven't told you about it, I'm doing a summer study program in Beijing, China this May to learn about comparative law. Me so excited!)
This handbook has information about everything from getting your passport to how you should act while studying abroad. There is this section titled "Safety Guidelines" and one point was specifically geared towards sex:
"10. Sex -- Although sex is not necessarily planned, safe sex should be. You should always be prepared for any eventuality. Therefore, even if you are not expecting to experience intimacy with anyone while overseas, bring a supply of condoms with you anyway. Keep in mind that American-made condoms are in general safer and more reliable than many of the ones you may purchase abroad."
Laughing yet? I'm laughing as I type this. But wait, there's more:
"If you are a woman do not be afraid of being perceived as promiscuous if you carry condoms, and do not expect male partners to always have their own."
Ha ha. See, wasn't that funny.
Don't worry about being called sluts, ladies. Even if you're not planning on roaming the streets looking for guys to randomly sleep with, you should prepare for those "just-in-case" moments and be safe about protecting yourself from contracting a disease or a foreign pregnancy and bring a box of American-made condoms. Just do it. And if you don't use it, you can pass it out to your foreign classmates who will probably appreciate the fact that they will now be better protected from the American-made condoms because apparantly, foreign countries don't know how to make condoms and America is superior as always.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
weatherman's predictions
SNOW?? In April??? Did I move back to Boston and not realize it?
oral argument
1. Make an outline of your argument, listing out the main issues and the points supporting it.
2. Shepardize all of your cases and your opponent's cases so you can point out which cases are overruled if the other side brings it up.
3. Include in your outline all the possible topics your opponent may bring up.
4. Practice at home in front of the mirror.
5. Business Attire. Learn the meaning of it.
6. Organize your materials in a binder, seperated by index tabs with the cases color-coded by relavance to the issue.
7. Try to learn from your classmates who have already completed their oral arguments.
8. Make sure you have enough material so you can speak for the entire ten minutes, just in case the judges decide not to ask you any questions.
9. Try not to get so nervous.
10. Laugh with your opponent before going into the courtroom.
What happens during the oral arguments:
You completely forget whatever you did above because as the appellee, you're sitting there listening to the appellent's counsel start off with the second issue (the less important issue) and completely skip the first issue altogether.
As you're trying not to look so shocked about her decision, you realize she's done using up her eight minutes and now it's your turn to go up to the podium.
As you start asking for the court's permission to speak, you start your argument by addressing what the appellent just said, while at the same time wondering if you're supposed to bring up the issue she forgot to mention, the issue that takes up 3/4 of your whole argument.
You try to talk for as long as possible on the issue that she raised, but then realize that all that talking amounted to only four minutes and somehow you have to bullshit your way through the remaining six minutes while still wondering if you should bring up the first issue and how would you do it? They didn't teach that in class!
You sit down, hear the opponent's rebuttal and finally start to breathe again.
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Appellate Advocacy class for next year, anyone? Hell no, not me. Thank you for your time.
Sunday, April 08, 2007
27 things to be thankful for
2. Good health.
3. Good friends I made throughout my lifetime. Q, M, C, K, W, J, T, P, C, B, C, M, D, T...hmm, do I have friends for each letter of the alphabet? Must think about that...
4. My addiction to chocolate (yes, that is a good thing!).
5. Good appetite and somewhat fast metabolism (which is slowing down as I get older but if I show some gratitude, maybe metabolism will work faster again to keep me from ballooning into the size of a whale, although sometimes I do feel like a whale after eating).
6. People who know how to make good cheesecake. We all know I hate cheese, and yet cheesecake is one of the few things with cheese in it that I will eat. So thank goodness to whoever invented cheesecake.
7. Good teeth!
8. Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives because my life will never have as much drama as those television shows.
9. The movie "Big Fish" because it's a great fairytale for adults.
10. The movie "Over the Hedge" because I loved the comic strip and my favorite line from the movie is Hammy saying "But I like the cookie."
11. Mom and Dad for raising me, putting up with my stubbornness throughout the years, for allowing me to eventually do whatever I want even if they didn't agree with it.
12. Mom's home cooking.
13. The Brother.
14. The Boy. Yay to us for making the three year mark--a record for each of us! And thankful to him for being able to listen to my pathetic whining, crying, tantrums, mood swings during all the bad times and still sticking with me through all the craziness. You're the best!
15. The Boy's Family for not judging me because I'm not Catholic, not Shanghainese Chinese, not supermodel skinny, not dependent on a man, not a good-traditional-conservative-Asian...just thanks for welcoming me and liking me for who I am.
16. Gourmet chocolate. Did I already list chocolate? Well, it deserves two spots.
17. Wellesley College for giving me such a great education even though it really didn't prepare me for the real world.
18. UMKC for trying to give me a legal education. So far, I hate 1L but am looking forward to 2L and the ability to pick my own classes.
19. Being able to meet my great-grandmother before she passed away.
20. Being able to meet my grandparents. Hopefully I can see them again soon. Maybe sometime after taking the bar exam and before starting my life as a slave to some giant law firm.
21. Food and shelter. There are so many people in the world who lacks one or both and I'm thankful I'm not in that situation.
22. Being able to grow in maturity and responsibilities, and even growing in my personality, throughout my life.
23. Having a happy outlook on life and always looking for the silver lining, even during the rough times.
24. Fall, Summer, Spring. If Winter only consisted of one week of snow, I might be more thankful.
25. Chocolate chip cookies. How did I almost forgot about that?
26. Birthdays.
27. The ability to not look my age -- "Yes, it is my 23rd birthday today!"
a photo diary of food eaten in the last 24 hours
Plates full of food.
A thumbs up for the quality and quantity.
Spinach artichoke dip and chip.
Finger Licking Good Buffalo Wings
Empty Plates.
The Happy Bill. It's crazy that the most expensive thing on that bill is the alcoholic strawberry lemonade.
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Next stop: Easter lunch at Johnny Carinos:
Rosemary Lemon Chicken
Spicy Skilletini
It was so much food, even I couldn't finish it all.
My friend, M, who is suffering from a food coma after this Easter meal.
Friday, April 06, 2007
Good Friday
There's even a warning on it that says once the box is open, chocolates must be eaten within two weeks. Two weeks? Two weeks to consume a box of gourmet chocolates?! Umm, I can't promise there will be any left for Easter Sunday.

Not only are these chocolates super delicious, but the chocolate mice are so adorable, I'm sparing their lives for the time being.

See, aren't the so tiny and cute?

And I also got a chocolate penguin! How do they come up with these things?

Way too cute to eat. Well, to eat right away anyhow. Mice and Penguins have at least a week before they enter the dark tunnel leading to my stomach.
Thank you to my wonderful gal pal, W from Harvard, for such delicious treats!
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In addition to the surprise chocolate delivery, I was done with classes by 11am today, so I spent the majority of the day in my warm, heated bed while munching on chocolates and then taking a very long nap. Nope, didn't do a lick of studying. Indeed, today was a "Good Friday."
It's my birthday in two days so I'll be lazy if I want to.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
an April Fool's memory
Ex-boss man told me that he received a message from this Mr. Lyon inquiring about legal services. Ex-boss man then requested me to contact Mr. Lyon at the given number and ask him what his legal problems were. Being the diligent legal assistant that I was, I complied with Ex-boss man's request.
The first thing I heard after dialing the number was, "You have reached the San Francisco Zoo. Please listen to the following choices carefully..."
This recording made me a bit skeptical so I told Ex-boss man that the number was for the SF Zoo. He shrugged his shoulders and told me that's the number Mr. Lyon left on his voicemail.
Well, after hitting #2 then #4 then #5, the operator now said, "Welcome to the San Francisco Zoo's Adoption line. Please choose from the following menu..."
Again, this made me skeptical and again I asked Ex-boss man if this indeed was the correct number that Mr. Lyon gave him. Ex-boss man, again, shrugged his shoulders and suggested I keep pressing numbers to get a live person on the phone. With his insistence, I kept pressing numbers until I finally reached the operator, who unenthusiastically answered with "Operator, how can I help you?"
Excited at finally getting a live person on the phone, I politely asked, "Hello. I'm [q-pig] from [Ex-boss man's law firm] and am returning a call regarding legal assistance. May I speak to Mr. Lyon, please?"
This was the response I got from the operator: "There is no Mr. Lyon here. Stop making these prank calls!" and then immediately hung up on me.
Flabbergasted, I relayed this information to Ex-boss man, explaining to him how the operator accused me of making a prank phone call. Ex-boss man shrugged his shoulders, commented that it was weird and then proceeded to go into another associate's office and closed the door. I heard muffled laughter immediately thereafter.
Still confused and offended by the response from the Zoo's operator, I went back to working on drafting whatever pleading I was working on before Ex-boss man told me to call Mr. Lyon. After about 15 minutes, Ex-boss man emerged from the associate's office, stood in front of my cubicle and calmly pronounced, "I fell so bad, but I know you're a great sport. April Fool's."
It took me a couple of minutes to put two and two together before I started shaking my head in shame, realizing what a gullible person I must be, to fall for such a stupid joke. And then I realized why the operator told me to stop making prank calls.
Obviously, I need to work on my naïveté.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Cannery Row & Carmel
I also find it ironic that there are so many seafood restaurants located right next to the Aquarium. Hmm, should I be eating seafood after learning about how we should be protecting sea life??
The highlight of Cannery Row was the wine tasting. As we walked in and out of the various stores of overpriced items, we entered our first retail winery, where we were allowed free wine tastings of four different wines of our choice (well, it was $2 a glass if you chose a wine with an * next to it). I, the "un-refined" one, just tipped the glass back and swallowed the wine in one gulp, and also making a grimace of a face while doing so. The Boy, the more "refined" one in our group, actually did what all those wine connisours do on TV--swivel the glass to airate the wine, smelled it first before tasting, took a little bit of wine and sloshed it around inside the mouth before swallowing. I tried immitating but I looked like an alien trying to drink water so The Boy made me stop trying to be all knowledgeable about tasting wine. Eh, whatever. My favorite is still the Brut sparkling wine. That glass did not make me grimace. I actually wanted more.
We continued our walk and found a second retail winery that also offered wine tasting but it would cost $5 for six different types of wine. I was already feeling tipsy from our first wine tasting, so The Boy was the only one trying out the wines at this second location. However, this place poured half a glass of wine for each type (the other place was only an inch off the bottom of the glass), so I had to help The Boy taste his selection of wines. This place also offered crackers, so I was hoping that my munching on crackers would reduce the tipsiness in my head. I was later told the crackers were for cleansing the palate before tasting a new type of wine. Goes to show what I know about the art of wine tasting.
Needless to say, I was quite giddy after that experience. Continuing our walk, err...The Boy walking and me hanging onto to him because the road kept spinning...we found a store devoted to tobasco sauce. There were walls lined with hot sauce ranging from 1 to 10 (1 being mild and 10 being "pants on fire hot"). There were samples being offered. And so there were tastings being done by the both of us. Being the hard core spicy eater, I went straight for the 10 rated habanero sauce and I tell you it made me cry. But it was a good burn.
Cannery Row was fun and all, but there was a lesson learned: McDonald's for breakfast, wine tasting for afternoon snack, hot sauce tasting for another snack, plus a heavy dinner equals really bad heartburn for the rest of the night.
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On the last day of our romantic getaway, we went to Carmel by the Sea because everyone who is in Monterey HAS to go to Carmel. Here's a tip: If you're under 40, skip Carmel. The shopping is geared for older folks and it's quite boring. The scenery was worthy of some photos, though.
Can someone tell me what language that is?
The Boy picked a flower off the tree and stuck it in my head. Isn't that sweet?
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Below is the underside of a sting ray. I always thought rays had funny looking faces. It's blurry because this ray was swimming too fast to be caught on camera.
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Sardines swimming so fast, I was spinning around in circles.
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Overall, the Aquarium was informative and fun but still highly overrated. And it's definitely not worth the $25 per adult being charged. A tip for all those who wants to visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium in the future: be smart (like me!) and buy the tickets at your hotel or online or whereever just as long as you don't stand in line at the aquarium for tickets. Trust me, you'll spend a good hour waiting in line just to get tickets.
