Friday, January 11, 2008

how to get over a broken heart

1. Go to Happy Hour.

2. Drink lots of So Cal Strawberry Lemonade.

3. Order the giant Hazelnut Sundae dessert.

4. Devour as slowly or as quickly as you like. Curse the idiot who broke your heart a few times and eat some more.
5. Take a huge bite out of the giant hazelnut truffles and imagine how much life will suck less each day.
6. Lick the martini glass and leave no remnants of the sundae behind.

7. Repeat if necessary.

1 comment:

Q said...

Oh my GOD that looks like heaven!!! Who needs men when you have sundaes??