Me: We don't care.
Mom: What are you in the mood for?
Me: We'll eat anything you cook, you know we're not picky when it comes to your cooking.
**silence for about** two minutes
Mom: Okay, how about chicken alfredo?
Me: ugh, I hate alfredo sauce...it's too creamy for my liking...
Mom: Oh...
Me: ...and I never have a good experience eating alfredo sauce, all bad memories...
Mom: Ohh...
Me: ...but go ahead and make it if you want. I'll pick at it or eat something else.
Mom: Why am I going to cook something you won't eat?
Me: Well, there will be three other people eating it, and three outnumbers me.
Mom: I'm making shrimp stir-fry then.
Me: Oh, I got no problems eating that.
Mom: And she says she's not the picky eater...
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