Guy:  So, how many pairs of shoes do you have now?
Me:  Hmm...well, including this pair of flip flops I bought in Beijing, I have three pairs.
Guy:  Only three?
Me:  Yep.
Guy:  Huh.  That's very atypical.
Me:  What?  Atypical? 
Guy:  Yeah, you're an atypical kind of shoe person.
Me:  I'm an atypical kind of shoe person?  Well, how many shoes did you pack for this trip?  I didn't want to pack my entire closet of shoes, although I really wanted to.
Guy:  Ohhhhh, you only have three pairs of shoes in Beijing?
Me:  Yes.  Didn't you ask about how many pairs of shoes I have right now?
Guy:  I meant how many you had at home, back in the states.
Me:  Oh.  Well, in that case, I think I have about thirty pairs of shoes, which includes everything from dressy to summer to running shoes.
Guy:  That's a good amount.
Me:  Am I still atypical?
Guy:  No, you're just a normal girl now.
 
 
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